Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Location

If one were to compare where they lived to women I would say Minnesota is the hot girl you see at the bar that turns out to be a complete bitch.

Seriously, this place looks amazing but it treats you like shit. It's way too cold and it snows way too much, but it sure is pretty to look at. It's great for a one night stand but I wouldn't want to make a life here. When you can't scrape your windshield off without your privates shrinking to the size of a stack of pennies worth ten cents you need to move along to someplace warmer. It may look nice, but it isn't worth the trouble long term...global warming my ass, it's COLD!

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